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I'm very much looking forward to this morning's nuptials, I must say. It's events like this, as I watch the crowds of flag waving well-wishers on the Mall, that pull the country together and make me feel proud to be British! There does seem to be a deafening silence surrounding it here on OpinioN8 though....not everybody here in Crouchie can be a lefty killjoy, surely?? A few afternoon sherberts…